Life before and after the Global Meltdown
Scenario 1 :
You are this chamathu amma payyan who always volunteered to get supplies for yo mom from the local store just because you could pocket a few bucks as service tax or get yourself a éclair and chew it on the way back home…
Before
Mom: Where is the balance cash??
Kid : Er um ..
Mom : *Slaps*
After :
Mom: Where is the balance cash??
Kid : The repo rate cuts by the RBI aint got implemented yet...so the nation is struggling from severe inflation problems, not to mention the cash liquidity issues which is directly affecting our vegetable prices..so the money you gave me is a small input that might somehow indirectly be used to bail out the bankrupt banks
Mom : *Faints*
Scenario 2 :
You are this BE graduate still waiting for your recruiter to mail you the date of joining..
Before:
Ur gtalk status msg read “Pursuit of vettiness” and occasionally switched to “Importance of being idle” whenever a music lover off the opposite sex signed in…
After :
“Not tryin to steer lehmann bros outta bankruptcy”
and when d music lover friend signs in , d switch
“When Led Zeppelin sang “Good times bad times, you know iv had my SHARE” were they referring to the Sensex??”
The result
X : Hey cool status dude…rotfl thinking abt t…
Dude : Recession rockz :D
Scenario 3 :
Location : The Beach
Activity : Kadalai sudalaimuthu at his monumental best ( yes d music lover fell for the status msg)
Kadalai Sudalaimuthu digs out the 10bucks from the wallet which resembles the Iceland treasury and invites the sundal boy
Sundal Boy : Sundal 12rs anna
KS : waat…yen???
Sundal Boy : INFLATION
KS : WTF
The blog is dedicated to the copyright owner of the dialogue “Imbhormasion is wealth”
9 comments:
cool!! damn good.. nd true,, thr is blood - 4m my eyes!!! :D
Maams great start.... I know the KS was u?? Who was the music lover who fell for ur status msg??? [:P]
dint u feel twas all too gud to b true, tat part specifically :D
Well its u who is writing it down.. So no surprises as to y i shouldn't believe this.... [:D]
so ur gtalk frnds get to have a sneak peek of ur next blog from ur status msgs ;)
gud start
keep it going. gud luck.
Dear Headmaster KS
Much as I found your post funny and relevant, I would like you to please refer to dictionary for correct spellings and not murder the language.
Thanking you
Yours sincerely
Hari.
u know im workin on t ... :D
beautiful piece of humour...totally loved it :)but surprisingly 'boat n chair' forms dint "figure" out newer...y??? :P
Nice one dude. Funny, unlike you. I see the attempt to show ur understanding of the markets n the economy, but am not too sure if ur understanding is entirely right anyway .... hehe .... but well done ... read my posts n comment on them also ....
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