tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30965242392410390502011-05-21T12:37:03.123+06:00Mukundhanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01515038430888570588noreply@blogger.comBlogger21100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3096524239241039050.post-75120062153640098852008-11-05T12:53:00.000+06:002008-11-05T13:07:00.567+06:00This post is dedicated to all the 2008 passouts presently studying/working/waiting.......so lets hit it...<br /><br /><strong><span style="font-family:times new roman;">Office mein baitha, main mailing kar raha<br />Mere boss ne mujhe mailin karte dekh liya<br />Pink slip jab pahuncha tho jobless ho gaya ... (bc ... na mila ... )<br /></span></strong><em><span style="font-family:times new roman;">Internship ke baadh bhi, sponsor na mila.<br />Placement ho gaya, par DOJ na mila.<br />Trainin ke baadh bhi, project na mila.<br />Project ho gaya par , appreciation naa mila.<br /><br /></span></em><em><span style="font-family:times new roman;"></span></em><span style="font-family:times new roman;"><strong>CAT class mein gaya main bore ho gaya,<br />Vahaan bhi maine naya contacts kar liya<br />Sadkon pe ghooma sodexo na raha . ...</strong><br /></span><span style="font-family:times new roman;"><em>Internship ke baadh bhi, sponsor na mila.<br />Placement ho gaya, par DOJ na mila.<br />Trainin ke baadh bhi, project na mila.<br />Project ho gaya par , appreciation naa mila</em>.<br />(joe satriani style guitar solo here)</span><br /><br /><strong><span style="font-family:times new roman;">itni Mailing hui main casanova ban gaya<br />Raat bhar bhi main sms ing kar raha<br />mere mobile bill ne mera salary katham kar diya<br /></span></strong><em><span style="font-family:times new roman;">Internship ke baadh bhi, sponsor na mila.<br />Placement ho gaya, par DOJ na mila.<br />Trainin ke baadh bhi, project na mila.<br />Project ho gaya par , appreciation naa mila. </span></em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3096524239241039050-7512006215364009885?l=therewilbblood.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mukundhanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01515038430888570588noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3096524239241039050.post-55887003556235981372008-10-20T16:56:00.000+06:002008-10-20T17:01:37.319+06:00<strong>Life before and after the Global Meltdown<br /></strong><br /><strong>Scenario 1 :</strong><br />You are this chamathu amma payyan who always volunteered to get supplies for yo mom from the local store just because you could pocket a few bucks as service tax or get yourself a éclair and chew it on the way back home…<br /><br /><strong>Before</strong><br /><br /><strong>Mom</strong>: Where is the balance cash??<br /><strong>Kid </strong>: Er um ..<br /><strong>Mom</strong> : *Slaps*<br /><br /><strong>After</strong> :<br /><br /><strong>Mom</strong>: Where is the balance cash??<br /><strong>Kid</strong> : The repo rate cuts by the RBI aint got implemented yet...so the nation is struggling from severe inflation problems, not to mention the cash liquidity issues which is directly affecting our vegetable prices..so the money you gave me is a small input that might somehow indirectly be used to bail out the bankrupt banks<br /><strong>Mom</strong> : *Faints*<br /><br /><strong>Scenario 2 :<br /></strong>You are this BE graduate still waiting for your recruiter to mail you the date of joining..<br /><br /><strong>Before:</strong><br />Ur gtalk status msg read “<em>Pursuit of vettiness</em>” and occasionally switched to “<em>Importance of being idle</em>” whenever a music lover off the opposite sex signed in…<br /><br /><strong>After :</strong><br /><br /><em>“Not tryin to steer lehmann bros outta bankruptcy”</em><br /><br />and when d music lover friend signs in , d switch<br /><br /><em>“When Led Zeppelin sang “Good times bad times, you know iv had my SHARE” were they referring to the Sensex??”<br /></em><br />The result<br /><br /><strong>X</strong> : Hey cool status dude…rotfl thinking abt t…<br /><strong>Dude</strong> : Recession rockz :D<br /><br /><strong>Scenario 3 :</strong><br />Location : The Beach<br />Activity : Kadalai sudalaimuthu at his monumental best ( yes d music lover fell for the status msg)<br /><br />Kadalai Sudalaimuthu digs out the 10bucks from the wallet which resembles the Iceland treasury and invites the sundal boy<br /><br /><strong>Sundal Boy</strong> : Sundal 12rs anna<br /><strong>KS</strong> : waat…yen???<br /><strong>Sundal Boy</strong> : INFLATION<br /><strong>KS</strong> : WTF<br /><br />The blog is dedicated to the copyright owner of the dialogue “Imbhormasion is wealth”<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3096524239241039050-5588700355623598137?l=therewilbblood.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mukundhanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01515038430888570588noreply@blogger.com9